Top 10 Reasons Why You Know You Aren't In California Any More #7

7. You walk outside to leave, forgetting the windshield is icy. No problem, you push the washer button. Nothing happens. At 10 degrees, your fluid is frozen. Right. You go inside, get a large cup of cold water and pour it on the windshield. Before you can turn on the wipers, it freezes into an even thicker sheet of ice. Nice.